Since the kids were gone today the wife and I did some of our Fall Cleaning (inside the house) and also cleared some land this morning, the remains of which I’ll haul off later with the tractor.
Then we gave each other showers. Which was good. Woman scrubbed me so hard and so well that I kinda feel like I’m sparkling now. Literally sparkling.
Now that’s the way you do it.
So early this morning my wife gets up to go to the bathroom. When she comes back to the bedroom she acts like she’s going to get dressed rather than get back under the covers.
So I pulled the sheets back and told her, “Woman, get your big black butt back in this bed. It’s cold and I wanna cuddle!”
She punched me in the stomach (like my daughter often does) and said, “That’s rude!”
Well, I don’t like being called rude. So I told her, “Well, I was gonna make you eggs and grits with real honey butter for breakfast, but just for that I’m gonna use margarine instead! Because two can play at this game missy”
Nah, I’m just kidding. I used real honey butter anyway. You gotta keep your woman satisfied. Lol!
The wife and I spent Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and much of today celebrating and enjoying our wedding anniversary.
It has been a very good marriage and she has been an excellent wife.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BABY!