So the other day my wife, daughter, and I drive by my nephew’s house. My wife sees my nephew standing out in the yard shirtless.
I ask her why and she says, “Because he’s standing out in the yard shirtless.”
“Like a total redneck you mean?”
“Yeah,” she said.
“Well,” I ask. “Did he still have his pants on?”
“Yes,” she said sounding surprised.
“Trust me then. He ain’t really a redneck yet. He’s just practicing…”